HFCS?

A recent study comparing the health of middle aged Brits to Americans has some strange results: Americans are much sicker than Brits, even when factors such as race, obesity, and standards of living are adjusted. The richest Americans are only about as healthy as low income Brits.

Personally, I think when they look closely they'll find that the problem is the HFCS that's replaced all of our sugar (sidenote: sugar tastes better, if you can ever get your hands on some coca-cola from Mexico, I recommend you try it, it usually outsells domestic coke when its on the shelves). Better start short selling ADM. Then again, they get more welfare than a city-slum full of crack smoking single mom's, since they control almost all the ethanol production in this country... oh well.