It seems that a plot was foiled to bomb planes in midair bound from the UK to the US. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who was probably behind it (here's a hint: they aren't Mormon).
The British flipped out and banned all carry-on luggage from their flights, with only a few exceptions (wallets, glasses, tampons, etc.) You aren't allowed to bring iPods or books! Can you believe this? These fucking British Nazis banned books!!!
Not to mention that it's just a little bit harder to join the mile high club now, since the TSA has banned all liquids and gels (no K-Y allowed anymore).
Penn Jillette said that we should make every passenger consume a slice of bacon before boarding the flight; if we did that we wouldn't even need the x-ray machine or metal detector.
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The British are definitely taking it too far. In America, I would consider joining the Mile High Club. Damn! Now I'm screwed. Anyway, instead of serving bacon, just serve regular beef. The ragheads can't eat that, they only eat Halal. That will work or they'll piss off the Jews.
according to a co-worker, her husband's aerosol deodorant was confiscated. that's just plain gross. who wants used deodorant?
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