Congress to Small Three*: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Today the Democratic controlled Congress told the autos to get their act together first, including the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.  You see, GM, Ford, and Chrysler decided to fly their corporate jets to Washington, DC and plead for money to throw into their hole.  The Congress smartly told them that they first need to show that they have a responsible plan for spending this money.  And you can bet they will fly Northwest airlines next time, since their tens of thousands on corporate jets didn't look so hot.

*Note: The former "big 3" are now going to be referred to as the "small three" in this blog, to reflect the fact that their market share is no longer dominant in the US.